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  • Him: I think this girl is so hot. She is thick.
  • Me: Oh so you don't like thigh gaps.
  • Him: What the fuck is a thigh gap.
  • Me: That's exactly what I wanted to hear.
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whatever-floats-your-quote-boat:

i love this

strong enough

whatever-floats-your-quote-boat:

i love this

strong enough

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no one does

<3

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sociallyawkwardjocelyn:

fnark-oreo:

thankyouforthedildos:

Whenever I’m not alone in a public bathroom I will wait until the other person flushes then pee as fast I can so they wont hear it.

i wait until its dead silent like when they’re fixing their hair and i take the hardiest piss and as i exit the stall i stare them in the face so they know my dominance over the bathroom

Two different types of people in this world

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why does it seem like whenever I feel like this, I see these things.

why does it seem like whenever I feel like this, I see these things.

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jaimestwistypenis:

dear-melina-count-me-in:

aw omfg that little smile

awh precious

its just so cute (:

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